I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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