mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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