I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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he just fucked me for my cheese..
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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