i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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