Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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