Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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