His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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