So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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