I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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