And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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