Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
