So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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