My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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