make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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