I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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