why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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