my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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