Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
