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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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