hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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