you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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