ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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