i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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