I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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