Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
