the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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