i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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