That's intense
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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