do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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