No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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