Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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