you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
BRING THE BAGELS
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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