It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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