so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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