Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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