Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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