He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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