what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
