come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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