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  (415): View more from California

  we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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  (415): we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one http://tfl.nu/7sll
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin

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  (630): It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin http://tfl.nu/b3ck
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  (850): View more from Florida

  I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.

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  (850): I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over. http://tfl.nu/m507
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day

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  (217): I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day http://tfl.nu/8h3x
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.

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  (517): well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle. http://tfl.nu/5dkw
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice

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  (512): Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice http://tfl.nu/6dv2
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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  Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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  (217): Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking? (217): Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate http://tfl.nu/x0ta
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  (914): View more from New York

  Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?

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  (914): Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere? http://tfl.nu/iv7s
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  As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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  I was judging you.

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  (365): As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over. (1-365): I was judging you. http://tfl.nu/3tin
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head

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  (703): His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head http://tfl.nu/cxta
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue

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  (610): I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue http://tfl.nu/1cyh
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.

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  (225): I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you. http://tfl.nu/gxsp
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Gross! What the hell is that?!?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.

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  (404): Gross! What the hell is that?!? (623): It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon. http://tfl.nu/hr7g
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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  (330): lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA http://tfl.nu/ocjg
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  (408): View more from California

  I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.

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  (408): I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes. http://tfl.nu/i8od
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