google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party