You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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