Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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