Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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