D3 body, D1 cock
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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