I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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