I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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