Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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