It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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