Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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