Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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