New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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