margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm always down for nudity.
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