im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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