his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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