i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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