I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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