Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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